Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Find All Collectibles
Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat
Complete Test Chambers
Gather $1000000
Visit The Badehaus
Find All The Pony Horses
Tag 10 Walls
Shoot Down 30 Police Ships
Blow Up All Pirate Ships
Destroy All Freighters
Run Wild With The Podrunner
Headbutt All Alien Eggs
A Trip to the Moon.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Survive 10 days
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Eat 50 food items in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Jorgen
Do a card trick at the magician
Jump on the launchpad
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Find all collectibles on level 2
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Find all the blocks
Buy all hats
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Travel to space!
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Finish all manual quests
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Do no evil
Become the Queen of Goat Ville